We Won't Die Easily!

“We can see spirits and hear the inner thoughts of others. We were born atop auspicious clouds and are truly the Son of Heaven. We will definitely refuse to” “go die!” “However, we were harmed by an evil-doer and turned into a girl! We don't have our power-ups anymore -- fine! But to that parasite staying in our magnificent body: could you stop only thinking about losing weight?! You're just being mean at this point! Who knows what kind of hilarious events can unfold when two people who have never met each other end up switching bodies?! Please -- enjoy the show!”